i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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