Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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