I'm jealous of your bromance
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
cat food counts as protein by the way
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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