69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I could have mohawked her pubes.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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