i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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