: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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