the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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