im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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