So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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