so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i think im in europe. pls send help
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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