Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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