So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Hippo gnu deer
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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