69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
im on a boat
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