How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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