Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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