I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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