I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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