why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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