Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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