My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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