Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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