id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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