what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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