How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
