Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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