Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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