do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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