I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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