I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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