As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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