LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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