Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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