Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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