i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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