Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you inspire me to be a worse person
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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