Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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