Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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