Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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