Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
His nipple licking is glorious
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