If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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