She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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