He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize
