break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just gargled with NyQuil
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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