so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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