Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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