you're like a bully in the Christmas story
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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