My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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