i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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