So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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