It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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