that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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